HAPPY THANKSGIVING BASTARDS! SPECIAL EDITION & QUIZ

"Second helping? Sure I've got room in here. Bring it!"

Happy Thanksgiving Bastards! Didn't think I'd get a chance to put up a post today, but I got up early and set traps for the neighbors cat (guess what the entree is today!) so while I'm waiting, I thought I had time for a short report.

TUESDAY NIGHT RIDE REPORT

Only three Bastards showed for this ride. Julie aka Tom Boonen's Sister, Ryan Allen, aka Fangs McGee II, and your humble narrator. 

 It was raining. It was cold. It was the day before the day before Thanksgiving. Looks like most of you are planning on Chicken, not Turkey for the Holiday.

In the end, and I mean the end, this is what the ride looked like.

NOW FOR A SPECIAL TURKEY DAY QUIZ:

The Cyclocross Chef of Knowledge has a few questions for you. Be the first with the right answer(s) and you'll win a free beer - somewhere, sometime, at the time and place designated by the staff. (My apologies and thanks to BSYNC for ripping off his Fun Quiz).

Where in the World is this awesome flyover and why can't I have one?

What's missing on Ryan's McFang Bike since its sweet-ass make-over?

Why is this dog wearing a shirt and what does it say on it? And is this a dog or a bear?

 WTF is this dog doing with this big pile of wheels and where are they? Does she looks like she has to true the whole pile?

SPECIAL BONUS QUIZ QUESTION: EXTRA BEER FOR A GOOD, THOUGH NOT CORRECT ANSWER

(with clues)

Who is this dark mystery woman? What is her secret identity?

First clue: she rides in crap weather with no socks.

Final clue: she was separated at birth from her twin sister, on the right, that writes The Michigan Scene Blog.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, I think I just heard a cat get caught in the trap. Now I just have to figure out how long they need to cook!