Are you kidding me? There's no Naked Bike Ride tonight, you'd freeze your yabbies off up yonder here in Michigan. But there will be a ride tonight, and with clothes on, I've been told. Sorry I can't be there but it should be fun ... before the snow-monsoon hits this weekend.
Just in case you want to have a Naked Bike Ride, well here's how they do it in Madison Wisconsin (last June when it was warm), home of the perpetual protest and Cheese Head. I guess they know how to do both - protest and wear a Cheese Head, 'cause they're both in here.
This protest, beside being against clothes, is also against oil and a few other things. Since these folks have a got a big hate-on for oil, I'm thinking there's probably a lot squeaky chains, dry bottom brackets (hahahah!) on this ride. The best part in is at about 1:45 when the guy starts describing the right kind of seat for his naked ass.
This video isn't just NSFW it's kind of disgusting, too. I can see why those people in Wisconsin are protesting all the time. I would too if everybody looked like this!
Hey pass the cheese plate! I'm not gross enough yet.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK NAKED BIKE RIDE VIDEO
Second thought, I'm a no-go for the Naked Bike Ride thing.