Thursday, September 29, 2011

THURSDAY RIDE REPORT PLUS A BIG WEEKEND OF CROSS RACING - FROM PUKING UNDER THE LIGHTS TO GOING SOUTH FOR FINE WINE HAND-UPS

Sean Davison glad to be back after a harrowing  Bastard ride on Thursday night.

Anything Goes Thursday Crazy Bastard ride was fantastic in that I thought I was going to fucking die at around 7 mile and Corrigan. I kid you not. It all started when I got to the lot late and only Sean D was there waiting to ride. Saddled up rolled out and was having a wonderful ride, on slightly wet roads, when the wind from hell hit us a nearly put is in a ditch. Jeeeeeesuuuuuuschristo I thought that was it. We hid by a garage (nobody home) until it let up and then flew back to the cars, headed to the HC and guzzled Guiness until we felt human again. Great ride, great fun, if you missed, well you missed it.

Putting a soaked and muddy foot down.

Some were worried we wouldn't make it back home alive and waited a call that we were okay. Other could have cared less .... 

NOW ON WITH THE RACING!

Anyway it looks like an awesome weekend of cross racing is in store and I for one am going to try the East-West Double. The action starts out  on Saturday night, October 1st, with a fine Tailwind race under the lights at Munson. The schedule of this particular race (Munson) is turned upside down because of the night racing with the Elites starting at 6 pm and ending with the Cat 4's at 9:30 pm, so check it out before you roll. Don't miss your race! And remember there is plenty of time to sober up after Saturday Football tailgating and whatever, drive over, race and then vomit like you were going to anyway. This is an exciting night race and you should really give it a go.

Here's a video of last year's action. See if you can catch all the shots of Amy Haney, Cupcake, and myself. I don't think that there's a shot of Jeff The Slayer, but he won a tough 45+ race here, last year, going away, and I'm sure he's going to come back and try to repeat.


On the following day there's a new KISSCROSS making its debut in Kalamazoo. Kalamazoo is awesome, and very civilized, so I'm thinking we'll be having Chablis and Truffle hand-ups. Can't wait to spit that shit all over the official like I did that Twinkie hand-up in Lansing last week.

We'll be giving some special awards for all the Bastards that make both races. Yes, you will be made an example of, kids.

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