In honor of Russ Greenwood's new baby boy, "Maverick," we've decided it appropriate (over more than a few beers at the HC last night) that the Crazy Bastards adopt a new image - Top Gun! Yep, we're going to remake the entire club/ gang, as a Top Gun outfit.
Everyone will take on one of the Top Gun identities. The choice will be yours. The only two that have been taken so far: ICEMAN, by CD since he already has a hat that says "ICEMAN" on it plus he looks a lot like a young Val Kilmer, and SLIDER which will be given to Mr. Kim Lee since he has more time sliding across the ice than anyone else this year.
CD tells me that I can keep my current name as he believes one of the MIG Jockey's was called SURLY. I'll check this out. If there isn't a guy name SURLY in one of the exploding enemy jets, I'll go for RAUOL, which was the name of the Cabana Boy who passed out the sun tan lotion at the volleyball game. Here is a list of the names, and a test that will assist you in making your choice.
Maverick
Iceman
Goose
Viper
Jester
Cougar
Wolfman
Slider
Merlin
Sundown
Hollywood
Stinger
Chipper
Now here’s your TOP GUN CRAZY BASTARD test:
Are you arrogant?
Very much
Yes
No
Are you someone’s wingman?
Yes
No
Not sure
Are you a stud with the ladies?
Definitely
Yes
No
Are you black?
Yes
No
Not sure
What’s your favorite drink?
Bud
Shots
Water
Are you married?
Yes with kids
Yes
No
Do you consider yourself to be the best?
Definitely
Think so
No
What do you want to be when you graduate from Top Gun?
Top Gun Instructor
Continue to serve your country in the navy
Don’t know
What sort of aviators do you wear?
Mirror
Dark lens
Don’t wear them
Do you play volleyball?
Yes
No
What’s that?
I wanna be Charlie,and im officially requesting a flyby.
ReplyDeleteAnd my wife says I look like a young Kelly McGillis
ReplyDeleteWhat are you saying Doez? Something about Top Gun? Something about beach volleyball? Something about men riding together in the night with flashlights taped to their heads? And is there something about Kelly McGillis having a man's name we should know? And just which flyboy do you want to give you the flyby? So many questions, I know.
ReplyDeleteAll im saying is thats a pretty big risk with a 40 million dollar bicycle
ReplyDeleteI choose Wolfman because I have a hairy back and am an insignificant character like Barry Tubb in the movie.
ReplyDeleteI’m thinking you guys are drinking a little too much…
ReplyDeleteWhat’s next the Forest Gump Bastards? “Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks”…
Surly, upon further review, there wasnt s MIG fighter in the movie... so I guess you are now Rauol... which if you ask me, suits you well.
ReplyDeleteDoez did look alot like Kelly McGillis in high school - but his hair was just a little darker.
good thing i bought that hat... and Doez (i mean charlie) thought it was silly....
I definately do love beach volleyball but I wear goggles....
Anyone care for some more lotion? A Bud? A shot? Some water?
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