In honor of Russ Greenwood's new baby boy, "Maverick," we've decided it appropriate (over more than a few beers at the HC last night) that the Crazy Bastards adopt a new image - Top Gun! Yep, we're going to remake the entire club/ gang, as a Top Gun outfit.
Everyone will take on one of the Top Gun identities. The choice will be yours. The only two that have been taken so far: ICEMAN, by CD since he already has a hat that says "ICEMAN" on it plus he looks a lot like a young Val Kilmer, and SLIDER which will be given to Mr. Kim Lee since he has more time sliding across the ice than anyone else this year.
CD tells me that I can keep my current name as he believes one of the MIG Jockey's was called SURLY. I'll check this out. If there isn't a guy name SURLY in one of the exploding enemy jets, I'll go for RAUOL, which was the name of the Cabana Boy who passed out the sun tan lotion at the volleyball game. Here is a list of the names, and a test that will assist you in making your choice.
Now here’s your TOP GUN CRAZY BASTARD test:
Are you arrogant?
Are you someone’s wingman?
Are you a stud with the ladies?
Are you black?
What’s your favorite drink?
Are you married?
Yes with kids
Do you consider yourself to be the best?
What do you want to be when you graduate from Top Gun?
Top Gun Instructor
Continue to serve your country in the navy
What sort of aviators do you wear?
Don’t wear them
Do you play volleyball?