You can have your ride, and eat your cake too, you Bastille Riding Bastards, you.
Excited about Bastille Day Ride tonight? More than this guy, I'll bet. Hey wake up JazzY Jeff!
Last call on the Bastille Day ride tonight, sounds lie we've got a bunch slated to roll out at 6, at Townsend Park. A regular Jail Break, French-style. Call someone you know if you're running late, we'll wait. How long depends on how much we really, really, like you. If we don't like you we'll probably leave early ... and from an undisclosed location. See you Bastards tonight!