WE'RE NOT A CLUB, WE'RE A GANG
Appeared in print: Friday, Feb 5, 2010
No slippery getaway in lotion theft
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.
Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.
— News service reports
If only I hadn't been wearing those damn all-weather golf pants ICEMAN suggested I woulda made it!
Surly aka Rauol the Cabana Boy aka Chamil Guadarrama aka whatever dude
Rauol, you're the master of cyclocross, with an uncanny way of SLIPPING by the opposition. But, now that your secret is out, there’s still one more question to be answered, how do you go so fast with those tethers securely fastened to each ankle? And we will have to add one more alias to the list. It’s now Surly aka Rauol aka Cabana Boy aka Chamil Guadarrama aka Peddling Misdemeanor.
Anon:I'd rather think of myself as a felonious velocipede rather than just a peddling misdemeanor. But thanks for the thought anyway. I also like to live by this simple credo (borrowed freely from the old Drunk Cyclist site) try it yourself:TWO WHEELS ONE DARK LORD