WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEFTOVERS: DAY OLD DONUTS AND CROSS VIDEOS

Go, Nys, Go! Yeah you race, I'll sit on the big fluffy couch, watch the big fat flat screen and eat these delicious donuts.

To bad you couldn't have been there for the World Championship Cyclocross Party at Big Mac's Secret Cyclocross headquarters this past weekend. It was like a Super Bowl party at the Cake Boss's house, with more Belgium Waffles than cake, of course. Big Mac made these lovely Nys-themed donuts just for me. Unfortunately it looked like Nys had eaten the rest of the dozen in the pack before the race on Sunday. He (Nys) says that he's not doing another World Championship, which I hope - as I'm sure Bruce Fina and the entire city of Louisville, hope isn't true. Just lay off the donuts, Sven, you'll be fine.

You know you're in the right place when you see Cyclocross artwork on the nice furniture, and not in the garage. 

Anyway it was a great party - you were invited, so don't bitch about not being there. You were probably out riding on some slushy road or digging out your driveway after the snowstorm (and it's melting already!) on Sunday.

THOSE AMAZING WOMEN AND THEIR FANTASTIC CYCLOCROSS FLYING MACHINES!

For those of you that watched the races on Sunday, and have picked up on the results through various news outlets (excluding all mainstream sports media in the United States) you know that the Women's Championship was dominated once again by Marianne Vos, who has now racked up Five World Championships in Cyclcross, as well as WC's in Road Racing, Time Trial, Mountain Biking (?), and probably Downhill Racing and BMX Racing for all I know. If it has two wheels and a crank on it, she can ride the hell out of it. Hell, she's probably playing Bike Polo in a parking garage right now.

She such a star in cycling, and especially in Cyclocross that she's transcended the tradition rainbow jersey - and was literally "crowned". This painting was quickly brushed up during the World Championship presentation - I'd say she's now a Cycling Goddess, don't you think?

Marianne Vos was crowned Queen of Cyclocross by winning her 5th World Championship on Sunday. Thank God for embrocation, or she would have been pretty cold up on the podium with this outfit on - that's quite a chain ring, isn't it?

Here's a video of the women's highlights. One of the best highlights was Helen Wyman Superman'ing, over her bars, downhill in the sand. In this case though, I guess it should be Superwoman'ing. What you don't get in this highlight is how far Katie Compton came back to get into the lead by the end. She went from last to 2nd at one point - but the effort was too much. The other great ride was by Cant, who could, and rode one of the best tactical races ever.

Another thing you didn't see in the video were the shoes that Vos was wearing in her Championship run. How she could pedal in these things? And so fast! It's mind blowing, really. Not to mention hot, in a very sleazy-stripper kind of way. I think I saw Brian Matter wearing these in a Halloween Cyclocross race once ...

I wonder how Vos ran through all that sand wearing these things?

Speaking of fashion, did you see the red leg warmers that Pauwels was rocking on Sunday? Tati Cycles posted up the photo below just after the race. The thought is that Pauwels is into the Euro fashion scene. What do you think?

Red shoes, red-leggings. It's the latest thing in Berlin fashion - and in the sand of Koksijde, I guess.

This highlight video shows you what the scene was really like in Koksijde on Sunday - the beer and weirdness was flowing. It was estimated the 61,000 fans were on course! Think it's going to be anything like this in Louisville next year? We can only hope. 

Make sure you watch the above video - what a freakin' course. Here are some stats from the race, that are really Behind the Barriers:

40,000 fans expected (61,000 showed!)

30000 liters of beer

215 toilets

8 big screens 

10km of fencing

1500 volunteers

 2 million euro costs

THE SEASON'S IN THE BAG. GETTING READY FOR NEXT SEASON OR JUST GOOFIN' AROUND IN THE SNOW?

I was so enthralled with this year's World Championship, that I just had to get out and ride a cross bike as soon as possible. With a fresh batch of snow in the park, I could get all 'Albert' on that shit with the "A" bike fitted up with snow-specific file treads that I meant to run in Chicago on News Years, but had the snow melt from under me and never had a chance to check them out.

Beautiful night for a ride. Good snow. Good bike. Good fun.


Tubular file treads. I've never ridden anything better in snow - deep and otherwise. 

My only disappointment after my snow ride is that there's now Snow Cross this year. Boo-hoo. Maybe we can put together a little race - if we can get the snow to stay for more than 2-days. Ya think?

Single Speed on the bridge at sunset. Looks like I could use some deep dish wheels. Hell no ...

I also took out the SS for a romp in the snow. While it handled nicely, and was fitted with clincher file treads, it had nowhere near the handling or traction of the tubulars.

TIME TO RIDE. TIME TO UPGRADE

I am definitely riding tonight since social obligations have me out of the saddle on Thursday night. I may even rock a fender tonight (if I can find one!) because it looks so damn sloppy. Oh, and if you're coming tonight, bring earplugs, I still have fixed my bottom bracket. Creak-creak-creak, you know the drill.

I'm also, like a lot of you in the upgrade-your-ride-for-next-year mode. So far I have re-cabled the bikes about 15 times and have considered a number of new components to improve my performance (hey fatso just lose weight and train!). While the rear derailleur below may be heavy, it is expensive. Just what you want on a 'cross bike, right? If I can get a loan for about $10 Grand I can get one for the pit bike, too.

World Championship Highlights, Waffles and the Sh*t Cyclocrossers Say

Quick video with highlights of the World Championship, if you didn't see it. Great race, brutal course Brit announcer, a little strange, but at least it's not Dutch, Flemish, whatever, though I do associate the sound of their commentary with cross. Niels Albert slays it, Ryan Trebon has a great ride for the USA, and German and a French dude (I think he was French) try to punch each other out on course  and I win the Ithaca Grand Prix "Pick the Mens and Womens" winner contest and put on about 5 pounds eating Belgium Waffles during the race. More later!

Also, this just in from In The Cross Hairs: The Shit Cyclocrossers Say. Very appropriate for this past weekend.

Shit Cyclocrossers Say from In The Crosshairs on Vimeo.

A GLARING MISTAKE AND BOWLING FOR BASTARDS

A girl and her bike preparing to ride last night. And no socks, again. Little did she know she wouldn't need socks.  Elbow guards, kneed pads and hips pads and a face mask would have been a better choice. And it wouldn't be for fighting the boys off in the bar, either.

First, my apologies for a poor choice in routing last night. In an attempt to get by the icier sections before a freeze (temps were good) I lead the group (actually I trailed waiting to see what would happen up front) into a death trap, or at least an ice trap. One section of 3 mile was nothing but glare ice from ditch to ditch and several Bastards hit the deck, I'm sorry to say. The remainder of the ride was mostly a road ride with a short section of 7 mile thrown in to get back to the parking lot without further incident. If I had it to do over again I would have ridden from my car directly to the bar and ordered a Guiness. Or two. I'm glad no one was hurt, and we all made it back one piece. I did note in this icy conditions the group was riding too close together, for me, anyway. If you recall years ago we had a system for classifying falls which started with a SPUD which was a simple single rider planting himself or herself, a SPARE when one  sliding rider takes out one other (this could also be a SPLIT) and finally what I thought was going to happen last night, as seen in the following video ...

The weather is very nice today and I'm thinking if I can get out of work early enough I might try my hand at another ride(sans those sucky-ass studs I rode last night). Let me know if any of you feel like venturing out early.

KOKSIJDE COURSE PREVIEW

Adam McIntyre has been keeping up on the progress of the Koksijde course and has been posting a number of "views." This one is probably the best - you're riding along with Christian Huele. What do you think this thing is going to be like filled fence to fence with raging cyclocross racers from around the world. As you watch it, think of how much of this you could ride before your legs or your lungs collapsed.

I'm hoping to have so old videos of this race when it was the World Championship course back in 1994. I'll try and post those later today.

STUDS ON BICYCLES. DORKS ON ICE. ICE, ICE BABY.

Many years ago I covered an ICE RACE for a local magazine. The ICE RACE involved cars and motorcycles on a northern, frozen lake. I think I was the one who actually coined the phrase, "ICE RACING IS SLICK, BE THEREEEEEEE!™" My only other ice racing experience was the ICE RACE ON REEDS LAKE that was once a part of the late season KISSCROSS Series, also many years ago. While some of the contestants in that race employed homemade ice tires, spiked with 100's of wood screws (what a sound those made on the ice!) I opted for a standard cycle tire run nearly flat. My percentage of falls was just about as good as anyone else's that day.

Ice riding is slick! Be there!

From recent comments it seems like it getting to be that a man isn't judged anymore by his VO2 max or mad skilz with a bike, but by the length of his studs on his tires. While many have gone down the studded-tires -and-fender road, I have resisted, for the most part, for the main reason is that I find (imho) studded tires take away about 80% of everything that's fun about riding a bike. What fenders do, no man can say. (Thank you Orson Welles for that last line - I've always wanted to use it.

Here's what I'll be riding tonight. No studs required! Impossible to tip over no matter what the surface or riding conditions.

So at this moment I'm planning on riding tonight. While I may try to mount up some studded tires before the ride, I'm thinking that riding conditions will probably not be that bad and will just plan on a route that avoids traditional slick spots. If that fails I will be taking the Goldstein Advantage!

TEAM FASHION NEWS

In other news I'm happy to report a team of which I am a member continues to lead the world in cycling fashion wear - and that it looks like we're challenging the Rapha team (see yesterday's Behind the Barriers video) for coolest shit that you can rock maybe-but-not-really on the bike.

Resplendent in new team gear for winter. Now I just need some ear-flaps, or wider wings on the logo, to hold those damn ears down!

 The jacket is rocking style, as well as some neat zippers. If I ever wore this on a bike you bet I'd be rockin' fenders.


THE AWESOMENESS OF SVEN

One last parting shot, and today's video. Here's a short clip of Nys racing on the same course that will be the venue for this weekend's World Championship - Koksijde. While it may not be ice, the sand is something else, and nobody can ride a bike on sand, or ice, like Sven Nys. Check it out ...

Filthy Europeans, Women's Wednesday, Behind the Barriers and Going for Gold

Before we get on with today's report and various blatherings, I like to say how very surprised to see that Cyclocross Magazine suddenly has a "Women's Wednesday" feature on its website, today, which looks suspiciously like my Ladies Women's Cylcocross Day at The Crazy Bastard Corral that I posted only yesterday!

"Women's Wednesday" on the Cyclocross Magazine website is now featuring Katrina Nash, one of the only women cyclocross stars in the world I didn't cover yesterday in Ladies Women's Cylcocross Day at The Crazy Bastard Corral. Coincidence, or is it a coincidence? I wonder ...

NOW FOR THOSE FILTHY EUROPEANS: BEER, CIGARETTES, FRIES WITH MAYO, AND CYCLOCROSS - WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? 

Stoemper in Belgium from Stoemper on Vimeo.

More Stoemper  video from Europe feature the Ben Berdeen guy. Nice stuff, rocking once again. I can't decide which I like better the sweet cross racing portions of the video or the filthy old men standing around watching. Secretly I want to be one of them. Don't you?

BEHIND THE BARRIERS: WEEK 15

CHICAGO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

Behind THE Barriers Season II Episode 15 from Behind The Barriers on Vimeo.

Far from the filthy Europeans (where I want to stay) we now jump back across the pond to week 15 of Behind the Barriers with our fun-loving host Jeremy Powers. This was really fun for me to watch, having been at the race, and raced on that same course, and climbed that same hill, and talked with Paul Curley, and spent the night drinking in the hotel's Cave Bar with that crazy-ass dude with the spray on embrocation & tan,  Anthony Clark, so it was all a trip down memory lane, for me.

RIDING ON ICE: THE CHICKEN, THE PLUCKED AND THE F*CKED

While I did not choose to ride last night reports have come back to headquarters that there were a few Bastards out riding and that except for one slip and fall, and a flat, it was pretty uneventful, and probably some fun. Looks like Big Kahuna, Steve B, Redline Bastard and Tony made the rounds. While I'm planning on riding on Thursday the thought of a "Slip and Fall" is still in the back of my mind - and the fact that if I do "Slip and Fall" I won't be able to "Call Sam" and sue somebody since I am the only responsible party. I guess I could get sue myself. While I am a studded-tire denier (I'm a denier or in denial over a lot of things so this should be no surprise) I wouldn't mind rocking one of these things - the Dugast Diavolo, pictured below.

The Dugast Diavolo - the ultimate Ice Tire. I'd own a set except they're like $500 a set, or something almost as absurd.

The Diavolo is so exclusive only one man has ever ridden them, and then only on an ice rink. If he rolled them on ordinary ground he would puncture the earth's surface and all the (earth) stuffing would come out and it would collapse the planet the same way Betty or Zeus ruins and collapses stuffed animals.

The Dugast Diavolo could tear the fabric of the earth's surface and let out all the essential juices and gases that are inside the same way Zeus pulls the stuffing out of his toys. There should a warning on the sidewall to that effect.

For those of you who have forgotten how the Diavolo rolls, when ridden by a guy who could ride bare rims on ice without falling down, here's the video of how well those suckers grip.

If I can't get proper gripping tires for Thursday I may just have to resort to the last resort. Yup. I'm not just going to Call Sam! I'm going to go one better. I'm going to go for the GOLD and get the Goldstein Advantage! Slip and Fall, here I come!

WOMEN'S CYCLOCROSS DAY - WE'RE CELEBRATING WITH A BUNDLE OF CROSS VIDEOS

It's Ladies Women's Cyclocross Day at the Crazy Bastards Cross Corral, so sit down and grab a cup of joe or a lo-cal-skim-milk-latte-machiatto and enjoy these great videos dedicated to Women's Cyclocross - as well as the Koksijde race venue that's returning this week to decide the World Championships.
The first video in the bunch is the absolute latest in Women's World Cup racing from Hoogerheeeeidie just this past weekend - it's not a great race video, but it's got pretty good music - and the awards ceremony is funny if you catch some of the announcer's bullshit. Vos ran away with this one, Katie had some crashes and ended up 4th.

The next video up is another one of those great Petitesreines' videos. This was this year's Women' 2011 World Cup held at Koksijde, site of this year's World Championship. Daphney VB won it while the now, almost unbeatable, Vos came in second. Katie came in 3rd after a very bad start - which unfortunately has been her thing this year. You'll also see some shots of Katie Antonneau, the young, very talented woman that took second in the USA Nationals, just a few weeks ago. And check out the sand boys and girls! This is going to be one tough race this weekend.

3ème manche CDM cyclo-cross - Koksijde 2011/2012 from Petitesreines on Vimeo.

The next video is another Petitesreines' video of another World Cup held at Koksijde, this one was in 2010. In 2010 Katie owned the Women's World Cup, only to drop the last race (World Championship) at the end of the season. Let's hope she regains her power riding this weekend, like she showed the world here, and takes home the Gold! I can't even remember who came in 2nd and 3rd Katie was so far ahead. There's even more sand in this one. Looks like an absolute leg-breaking freakin' race. I'd be running - errr - walking this one.

Koksijde - 3ème Manche de CDM cyclo cross 2010/2011 from Petitesreines on Vimeo.

This Ladies Women's Cyclocross Day Video was posted by Jodi Cohen-Babcock via Meredith Miller. It's essentially a commercial for Zipp wheels, but since I like Women Cyclocrossers, and have nothing against Zipp wheels, other than that they're so expensive I don't own any, I put it up here for you to enjoy. I thought it was especially appropriate on Ladies Women's Cyclocross Day. It features Meredith Miller, Katie Antonneau again, and the lovely Nicole Duke. Look for  Katie Antonneau and Nicole Duke at Koksijde this weekend, along with KfC.

Finally, here's one last video to complete Ladies Women's Cyclocross Day here at Crazy Bastard Cross Central. (Whatever that is.) It's a highlight reel of the US National Race. Nice music, Katie running away with it and a good chase by young Katie A and Nicole D. Enjoy. 

Watch more video of USA Cyclocross National Championships 2012 on cyclingdirt.org

RIDE TONIGHT?

Looking for a ride report - thinking about riding tonight, but wondering about ice in the great out-beyond? Who's in? Ladies Women are always welcome.

THE SH*T CYCLISTS SAY AND KOKSIJDE PRE-PREVIEW

Thanks to fellow Bastard Patrick Drueke for starting my day off with this sweet little gem, and a good laugh. Maybe you've seen it - but have you seen it all the way to the end? Sure there are a bunch of carbon jokes, tour jokes, weight jokes, diet jokes, and more carbon jokes, but the end is the clincher - or tubular, that I know we've all said, and heard. Thanks Patrick!

For the rest of the week we'll be running up to the World Championships this weekend. I've been stashing videos and news items for a month, so stay-tuned for more than you ever wanted to know about Koksjide.

Before we start rolling Koksijde videos this week here's a quick peek at the general Koksijde tourist's brochure for this seaside resort.

Okay, here's a map. I think Koksijde is in Belgium, though that could change by the time you read this. It doesn't matter really. It could be in the Netherlands, Holland, Belgium, France, Flanderia, same chocolate, same cyclcross announcer. And those guys are the best by the way, even if you can't understand them.

If you're not racing the class Koksijde "Dune Race" you're out on the beach. Maybe with a horse and some big baskets. I'm thinking they're full of Belgium Beer. In Belgium (or wherever this really is) even the horses drink beer. That's why the big baskets.

Or you can take the family out for a stroll on the Koksijde beach in the winter, with the ice cold North Atlantic/English Channel breeze blowing up their asses. Sounds like fun? Here's what you'll probably hear:

Belgy Kids: "Hey dad, like this is the suckiest vacation ever. I mean there's no one here and I can't feel my fingers or toes."

Belgy Dad: "But we live in Belgium (or Netherlands, Holland, Flanderia) and it doesn't get any better than this. Want to go watch some World Championship Cyclocross? At least it will be fun to watch somebody that looks warm."

Belgy Mom: "Beat you to it. I just did Pauwels, Nys, Stybar and Wellens in one of team motor homes, and I'm so hot I could die."

Everyone: "Bart's feeling better? That's great news! Maybe he'll race this weekend! Let's go!"

Nice to see that the brochure also includes a shot of the race. Hey about about a Sleeping Bear Dunes Cyclocross Race? Who's up for riding an entire hour in ankle-deep sugar sand? Better question is who's going to be up for riding in mud tomorrow?