NO PHOTOS, BUT PLENTY OF VIDEOS: THE BIG BAD WOLF RETURNS

The Google Giant Monster would only let me upload one photo today. This is it - the Team Sandbag Attorney. I may use him in my negotiations to bring the Giant to his/her/its knees so I can start making my usual crappy blog posts again.

While I had loads of incriminating photos and reports from last week's race in Holland, and the surprise party from the night before, I am unable to "Upload" the photos and the accompanying report (who wants to read a crappy report, you want photos, right?) because of limitations placed on me by the Giant Google Monster that controls are lives from the moment we get out of bed, until the second we pass out in the garage from the diesel heater fumes while gluing tires. Currently I am in negotiations with the Google Giant and normal photo-blogging should resume shortly. Until then here are a few videos that should keep you happy, or at least not so bored, until I have brought the Giant Google Monster to his or her knees.

Here's the latest Euro-World-Cup Women video from Petisreines. Nice stuff - the only problem is getting past the interview with Mr. Dugast. Personally I don't have to worry about tires or my Psigh anymore. I have staff to do that. I just wait in my motor home (you'll see an exact replica of it in this video) and don't leave until I hear the 10-minute whistle.

Another Euro-Cross video. This behind the scenes look at cyclocross racing in Belgium is something to behold. It looks a little like my Surprise Birthday Party Saturday night, but I don't remember the hill. Will we be doing this in Louisville?

Here's a purely motivational cross video from a couple of years ago. Two laps of a pure slug fest joy and suffering. Why Styby quit cyclocross is a mystery to me. You'd go to the road to become pack-fodder and leave this behind? Anyway let me know how these two can peddle and handle their bikes like this after watching. I want to know.

20111BIG BAD WOLF VIDEO BY ADAM MCINTRYE

A great lap, and soundtrack by Adam. JB has told us that this year's course is going to be a little different. We'll see - same park, so how weird can it get unless these people are hiding in the woods ...

THE ALIEN INVASION OF LOOEVILLE 2012-13

The Aliens have arrived and are already flexing their muscles on our soil. Helen Wyman, from the Planet England, shows us the wicked, potential power of the alien invasion that has just begun. Check her out winning the Planet Euro Championship this year in a great video at the end of this post.

While there weren't a lot of aliens at the USGP Derby Cup in Looeville this past week, in the form of Elite Men Aliens, there were a number of female Aliens on hand to scope out the landing site and make preparation for invasion that's coming early next year for the World Championship in Looeville. While it's strange to see these people from other planets walk among us, all coming from the distant Galaxy Europe, it's also worth noting that there have been aliens living and racing among us for sometime.

Here's a gathering of three Aliens: Gabby Day and Helen Wyman from the Plant England, and Anthony Clark, an Alien more alien than any other alien walking the earth ... he's from Planet Ssiccckckccksksffufuckswhaszzzzzzupp.

Anthony tries to show Helen the size of the "Probe" he's brought with him to "examine" earthlings. She's not that impressed it appears. 

Helen shows him what he'll be getting if he brings that probe anywhere near her. He shows her orders from his planet written in Ssiccckckccksksffufuckswhaszzzzzzupp on the inside of his bicep.

If you don't believe me that Anthony Clark is an Alien from another planet, just read this message, sent by him, which we intercepted just this morning on the Intergalactic Communication device called "Twitter."

"Sikkkkkkkkkkk work bussyy shitiitiitii party for my nephew tonighttg sikkkkkk gotta ride later sikkkkkkkk whhwhwhatat fucfkinh sikkkkk"

The lead attorney and Alien Liaison from Team Sandbag tries to make contact with another Female Alien - this one is from Planet Czech.

He examines her closely for any sign of weakness and impregnability. She hit him with a "Czech-Stunner" on the next lap.

Amazingly this Alien spoke perfect "American" and was quite pleasant. Here name is Katerina Nash and there's a good chance she won't return to her home planet. There's also a better chance she'll never get this close to me ever again.

Friendly Aliens were everywhere. This one brought an exciting new material to the race from Planet Sachs - it's called Steel!

Another beautiful Alien, this one from the Planet Canada was on hand to check out the race.

She brought this specimen, one of the few Alien Males to make the race, to do her bidding no doubt. All-in-all the Canadian Aliens were really nice ... for aliens anyway.

Here's the landing pad. After setting down on top of this thing called the Flyover, the Aliens can slide down or take the stairs. How thoughtful.

Here's one of the Alien ships, with a illustration of the what the animals look like on the planet "Belgium."

Drinking so soon to forget that you've brought the Aliens among us, Joan?

Joan Hanscom works with the Aliens and is in part responsibly for bringing them to our planet. I caught her drinking beer while using her "communicator" to direct the alien ships to the landing pad (Flyover). I guess she needed the alcohol to live with herself. Noting her manner of dress and fashion statements she has made over the years I've often wondered if Joan is really "one of them."

During the race one of the "Pit Aliens" shape-shifts. Tricky, perverted Aliens. Look out!

This young boy was attacked by Aliens in the opening sprint of his race. Usually you only see this kind of injury when you're dealing with Aliens from the Planet "Criterium."

This is where the "Homing Beacon" is embedded that is drawing the aliens to earth. It essentially contains beam that directs them to the landing Flyover. I think I've seen this somewhere else before ...

Same old story in 'cross: The Euro-Aliens think they are going to make monkeys out of us once again. But maybe not this time ...

Because we have a not-so-secret weapon to defeat them - The KfC!

One last Alien issue ... what planet is this Alien from?

Whuzzzzzzzzzzup Earthlings? Take me to your Microbrewery."

Now another great video by Petisreines. This one is filled with Alien Women, and nothing but, competing for the championshiop of their home planet, Europe this year. You can see Helen Wyman at work ... great stuff and worth a look. Enjoy.