No slippery getaway in lotion theft
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.
Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.
— News service reports
If only I hadn't been wearing those damn all-weather golf pants ICEMAN suggested I woulda made it!
Surly aka Rauol the Cabana Boy aka Chamil Guadarrama aka whatever dude